Unit 4-5

A magically stupid place where all traces of logic have certainly retired in spectacular fashion, and where any nonsensical champions and sociopaths will certainly thrive. On the plus side, there are lots of shenanigans, and the staff cope and survive here by being incredibly inappropriate on all fronts of humanity.

Staff 1: "Hey did you here about the new unit 4-5 hire?"

Staff 2: "Yeah, I heard she's right-fucked"

Staff 3: "She'll fit in just fine...get the goat's blood..."

All STAFF chant: "one of us...one of us...one of us".