Unity C#

The programming language you learn when you're too lazy to learn anything other than Python. Some people even attempt to tackle Unity C# before they've even written a hello world in C#.

YOU: "I like to make video games for a hobby!"

REAL PROGRAMMER: "Oh really!? What language?"

YOU: "C#"

REAL PROGRAMMER: "Oh sweet so whats your game engine look like?"

YOU: "I'm using Unity"

REAL PROGRAMMER: "... You're not trying to make a game in with Unity C# before actually learning C# or Java... are you?"