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University of Wisconsin Milwaukee

If you really want to go to a party in Milwaukee forget all the schools like Marquette and MSOE. Hit up the east side for keggers, a bar under the union, a sex panther for the mascot. In fall instead of leaves in the yard they a overlay-ed in beer cans.

Mike: After hitting up University of Wisconsin Milwaukee want to go to Oakland Gyro's?
Steve: Will we be drunk?
Mike: When aren't we? It is Milwaukee

by Ellen DeGeneres April 3, 2012

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UWM, University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee

Second biggest four year public university in the state of Wisconsin. Sheldon B. Lubar school of business is one of the best in the nation. UWM is a great teaching school. UWM has awesome residence halls. The campus also acquired about 10 acres of undeveloped forest for its school of letters and sciences back in 2010. If you like suite-style residence halls, small class sizes, great food, and top quality education, then UWM is for you!

Friend: Hey, where did you go to college?
Me: I went to UWM!

Friend: I've heard about them, are they a good college?
Me: Only if you like suite style residence halls, awesome on-campus events like battleship and pantherfest, smaller class sizes, and one of the top colleges in Wisconsin!
Friend: That sounds awesome! I should've gone to UWM!

UWM, University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee is the second biggest four year public university in the state of Wisconisin, second only to UW Madison.

by Truelove101 June 9, 2015

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