University of the Highlands and Islands

Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.

The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.

"I go to uni"

"awh that's cool where do you study"

"the University of the Highlands and Islands"

"what went wrong"