Uno

The name of the hardest, most intense game in the whole world. Any skilled Uno master deserves respect.

person: I wish I was an Uno Master!

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Uno

The Game That Ruins Friendships

what happens after playing Uno:

"You were supposed to use a reverse, not a wild card, Carl!"

"I hate you, Jack!"

"Well, those two have ended their friendship."

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Uno

The magical word required to say before you die or you live for 2 more years

"DAD!... NO!"
"uno..."
"oh it's fine now"

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Uno

-An old card game
-The beginning of a song like 1,2,3...

I was playing Uno with some friends while one of the began a song by saying Uno, dos, tres...

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Uno

A man born with one nut

Tc McNeill from salem high school in rockdale county Georgia

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Uno

A subtle way, usually used by men, to indicate an attractive woman in the vicinity without being caught.

UNO, 3 o'clock. Check out the Uno at the copy machine. I'd like to play Uno with her.

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Uno

A person that looks good from a distance and makes you say, "Ooooh" but when you get closer and their ugliness comes into clear view you yell, "hell NO!!!"

So I was about to go holla at this fine dime I saw at the bar but she ended up being a straight up Uno, and was like damn girl you gonna have to find a dude with some strong beer goggles before anyone takes your fugly ass home tonight.

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