When a man doesn't warn his parter before he sends a picture of his dick
Girl: Why the fuck did u send an unsolicited dick pic?
Guy: I thought you like surprises...
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National Unsolicited Dick pic day takes place August 29th of every year. Itโs a holiday in which men take photos of their penis and send them to women without regards for their feelings.
Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that today is National Unsolicited Dick pic day?
Guy 2: today? I thought it was yesterday. I sent Joanna a picture with flash and she didnโt respond.
Guy 1: yesterday? Dude thatโs so culturally insensitive.
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