When you go to the store, grab a bottle of virgin olive oil, and bring it to the big bathroom stall. Insert your shl0ng and use it until you nut, then put it back on the shelf.
I'm unvirgining the olive oil, mom!
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When someone has not only fucked the olive oil, but has even nutted in it
"Hey is there some olive oil?"
"Yeah, but its extra unvirgin olive oil"