Unwrap The Soap

When someone decides to stick it to someone, or tell them the truth.

"Man, I can't decide if I'm gonna tell my girlfriend that I cheated on her"

"Dude, just unwrap the soap"

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Unwrap the soap

When a gay guy goes in for the kill.

Hey Gordon (from Sesame Street),

Can I unwrap the soap in the shower with you?

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Unwrap the soap

Being the first one of your hotel roomates to get up in the morning and take a shower.

Dude, I'm sleeping in. It's your turn to unwrap the soap.

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Unwrap the soap

Should these things really be so goddam literal?
Going To the Shops - The act of leaving your abode to purchase items of need or want.

"Hey, Mike, I need some milk, so I'm going to the shops"

Unwrap the soap. ffs

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