Shoe up da pipe

When someone is fucking pissed and kicks your ass and their shoe gets stuck up your microscopic assholes

Kid 1: Your mom
Kid 2: Im gonna kick your ass!
*Kid 2 kicks Kid 1*
Kid 2: Haha, shoe up da pipe whore!
Kid 1: Owwie!! Do you have any vaseline for this?

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Blowing up pipe

Someone choking hard on dick

Damn bro, Cody is sucking so much dick he may as well be blowing up pipe

Like a rat up a drain pipe

Australian for faster than you could imagine

He took off like a rat up a drain pipe

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Like a rat up a drain pipe

1. Aussie slang for one SpEEdY B0I

2. when you have a molecular scale dick, and she has a universal pussy

the boy raced past like a rat up a drain pipe

IT WAS LIKE TRYNA FIT A NEEDLE DOWN A HALLWAY

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Up the pipe

Upping the pipe refers to someone pulling out a weapon. The “pipe” refers to the barrel of the weapon.

If you don’t give me my money twin ima up the pipe on you fool