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uranium fever

a song by elton britt made popular by the fallout franchise

Well, I don't know, but I've been told
Uranium ore's worth more than gold
Sold my Cad', I bought me a Jeep
I've got that bug and I can't sleep

Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down

Well I had talk with the AEC*
And they brought out some maps that looked good to me
And one showed me a spot that he said he knowed
So I straddled my Jeep and headed down the road

I reckon I drove about 100 miles
Down a bumpy road out through the wilds
When all of sudden I bounced to a stop

At the foot of a mountain, didn't have no top

Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down

Well I took my Geiger and I started to climb
Right up to the top where I thought I'd find
A hunk of rock that would make it click
Just like I'd read about Vernon Pick

On the second day, I made the top
And I'm tellin' you, Steve, I was ready to stop
The only clickin' that I heard that day
Was the bones in my back that had gone astray

Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down
eh its to long just look up the song

by qwertyuiop[]\QWERTYUIOP{}| March 22, 2022

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uranium fever

When you're falling for someone you shouldn't have any interest in at all. You liking them is toxic to you but you can't help it.

I know me and my ex are better off apart but I can't help but feel like I want her back... I have uranium fever for her bad...

by Dickybitch January 1, 2016

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Uranium Fever

Uranium fever is another word for cancer, usually used after someone has been through chemo therapy. Particularly used as an insult.

Teacher: Max won't be coming to school for a week, he has just been through chemo therapy.

Alex: Max just has Uranium Fever lol.

by Dakiji November 8, 2018