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When someone writes a definition on their name on UrbanDictionary and give it qualities like handsome, smart, athletic and shit.
Even though in real life, they’re fat fucking faggots who jack off to Hentai everyday and hardly see sunlight.
Me: “Dude wtf? Go outside you fat fucking slob, stop posting those urban names.
You don’t own a lambo, you’ve never fucked a girl in your life, and you’re dad is not the ceo of Microsoft.”
Urban dicker: “Stfu, I don’t need friends. My body pillow is all I need.”
Btw, Humphrey is most likely their name.
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Articles in Urban Dictionary with names like Sarah or Jake. They are just useless and STUPID. Stop this thing
"OK let's write an article on Urban Dictionary. Hmmm... Yes let's write about Laurence"
"Seriously?! These articles are so stupid, don't write Urban Names please. "
looking up your name on urban dictionary, seeing the definition and hoping to God it's not someone talking about you. Often resulting in either pure joy or an instant drop in self esteem.
"Man, i looked up my name on urban dictionary last night."
"And?"
"Urbanized names suck."
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all of the stupid definitions you have to weed through on Urban Dictionary, always consist of some guy writing about a girl he'll never fuck.
Guy: oh geez there is so much Urban Name Trash!! What even are these names? Derissa? Aiyrion?? What the fuck???
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Urban Dictionary Names are what you get when you let 9-12 year old girls define their names on Urban Dictionary.
Ah, Urban Dictionary Names...
Example: "Kiki
A girl who's shy and beautiful. Usually she's quiet, but once you get to know her she becomes the nicest and best friend you'll ever know."
"You dick twitches, I could have put any name there and the girls with that name would have been like 'OMG THAT'S SO ME!'"
( Also see Dick Twitch )
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A place to submit your name and write great lies about yourself. Mostly used to cheer yourself up, because if you search ANY name, it will only be positive descriptions.
(In Urban Dictionary Names)
Jimmy,
A fun loving guy who can make anyone laugh. He is really great and always will Slay Vag 24/7.
That's BS. Jimmy is a 31 year old virgin who lives in his mother's basement.
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The part of the popular urban dictionary website in which people add definitions of names. These people are usually too far up there own arse to write about any other names apart from their own resulting in every name posted having the same generic definition along the lines of "Coolest person in the world" rendering the whole idea of that section of the website useless.
Urban dictionary names possible definitions:
Bob - "Coolest guy everrrrrrrrrrrr! ooo I love my name"
Becky - "Hottest chick everrrrrr! ooooo im currently fingering myself infront of a mirror"
Daniel - "That guy everyone loves at a party.... everrrrrr! I eat my own shit"
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