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Proof that ANYTHING can have sexual connotations!
I went on urbandictionary.com. I will never look at banana pancakes, toothbrushes, or clouds the same way again.
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A place on the internet where people of all ages, races, religions, colors, habits, musical preferences, nationalities, politcal views, genders, and sexual orientations can come together to insult each other's ages, races, religions, colors, habits, musical preferences, nationalities, politcal views, genders, and sexual orientations.
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One of the poorest compilations of knowledge available on the internet, thanks to a very relaxed quality control. Basically, there are five types of definitions you will find on anything:
1) The informative, deceptively neutral definition that tells you what you wanted to know.
2) The extremely biased definition that hints at a possibly psychotic author.
3) The entry that only points you to the definition of an obscenity as reference, in an attempt to be clever.
4) The definition that only makes sense to the author's friends.
5) The entry that details some weird sexual act, which probably has nothing to do with the word it's defining.
Some definitions of "George Bush" you might find on urbandictionary.com:
Def 1: The 43rd president of the United States, was inaugurated on January 20, 2001, went on to blah blah blah...
Def 2: The worst fucking leader in the history of mankind, has the intelligence of the pretzel he choked on that one time.
Def 3: See "Asswipe," "Chimpanzee," "Dickhead"
Def 4: What Mike sounded like that one time at Six Flags! You know what I'm talking about, dude!
Def 5: When your girlfriend accidentally bites off your cock and chokes to death on it.
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A site that when used correctly can be both humorous and insightful. Usually most beneficial to suburban white people that listen to rap music and want a real definition of something like phat or tight
Bobby-"Yo, urbandictionary.com is bomb-sauce jigga"
Father-"That's it, I'm installing netnanny."
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An internet site originally conceived as an open reference for urban vernacular. Instead, trolls use it as a forum for posting dumb opinions or making witty "definitions" for people they don't like.
urbandictionary.com is often the scene of silly flame wars.
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A website, ostensibly created as a resource and a snapshot of the phenomenon known as "urban language".
A practically unmoderated, unsupervised word database, whose users can add their definitions of words they have used, or have made up without fear of identification.
Of course, thanks to human nature, no one uses it that way. Surprisingly, people are upset about this, despite its inevitability.
Which once again illustrates human nature.
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A web site intended to define both common and obscure english terms used as slang. In reality, however, it has become a haven of gay-bashing, Bush-bashing, and idiotic personal messages from teenyboppers and middle schoolers who believe this site should be their own private message board.
Definition of hot: OMG RYAN THOMPSON IS LIKE SOOOOOOOOOOO HOT RYAN IF YOUR READING THIS I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH MEEEEEEEE???????????????
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