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If it existed, it some would say it to be the exact opposite of Urban Dictionary. In reality, Urban Dictionary is just a subset of a truly Urbane Dictionary, ideally conceived.
One would perhaps not expect to find offensive slang, misspellings or incorrect grammar in the Urbane Dictionary. Urban Dictionary however? Par for the course, old boy. The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) is quite urbane, though congnizant of urban slang. A good, truly urbane dictionary, however, would not seek to be prescriptive, it would faithfully report usage, both vulgar and sublime, without overt judgement or censorship. Thus, the OED and Urban Dictionary truly need each other, in the grand scheme of things.
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An Urban Dictionary Word of the Day suitable for use in polite conversation.
Guy 1: What's today's word of the day on Urban Dictionary?
Guy 2: dildough-means money required to purchase sex toys.
Guy 1: Whoa hah hoa! That's a riot. But not an urbane dictionary.
Guy 2: You're telling me! Did you see the PM drop the old screenior citizen the other day though?
Guy 1: Yeha. Lolz. That shit went down. Our new PM-he's an urbane dictionary fiend.
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A way for bad spellers to enter this website.
Yo man, I went to urbane dictionary and it sent me to urbandictionary.
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A dictionary that, every time I read it, my faith in humanity declines a little.
Urban Dictionary is supposedly for defining your world.
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A site with an amazing concept that was great up until 2005-ish. Today, 90% of Urban Dictionary is clogged with bizarre sexual acts that have fucking nothing to do with the original definitions.
The site in general is poorly moderated and misspelled to the bone. I often wonder if the creators of this site are still alive. I don't have much of a problem with incorrect spellings, but this shit heap has redefined (no pun intended) the word "misspell"
Today, 10 year olds enjoy this place the most. The small amount of definitions on here that don't relate to sex, usually relates to race or stereotypes. The 0.01% of the normal definitions are from back when this site was decent. Grow the fuck up, people.
(5 years ago)Urban dictionary user: England- A country in Western Europe with a mixed population. Invented the blah blah blah...
(Now) Urban dictionary user: a englend iz wen a gril wif croooked teet bites ur dick. dis becuz peeple in englennd hav bad teeth frm teh tee drinkin
Goodbye Urban Dictionary, you were great while you lasted...
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The Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website wastes a lot of your time. Like right now. You are reading this definition of The Urban Dictionary instead of doing something productive. So? Why are you still reading this? Go outside or something. Shoo!
HA GOT U! THOUGHT THE DEFINITION WAS OVER! WRONG! Who goes outsidea anymore? I mean im outside as im typing this but who cares. Well, im in a car. Does that count as outside? Can u get jailed for driving someone elses car without permission?
"The Urban Dictionary is a waste of time." - Some Random Guy Online
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The ultimate site to procrastinate on.
Andrew was doing his homework, but then started looking up definitions on Urban Dictionary.
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