Urgenslow

Something presented as urgent that isn't. Often used by sly would-be manipulators or egocentrics to achieve priority for their concerns over those of others. A low form of peasant-cunning, often used by the unintelligent. Once identified, this person's subsequent 'urgent' requests are never taken seriously. Can denote both the item and the process. See also superurgenslow.

A: "Please, you have to deal with this now, it's URGENT!"
B: 1 hour later "Okay, it's done. Can you please confirm you have it? Hello? Hello? Where did you go?"
C: "I can't believe you fell for that. All of his things are Urgenslow. Oh, by the way, I really think you should go to the bathroom now..."