urn

n. vessel of various sizes to preserve ashes of the dead after they are cremated.

The egyptian king was put to his tomb along with his urn.

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urn

A word that sounds quite amusing; whenever you hear the word you must laugh and say, "URN.URN.URN"

Lauren: What is that thing under your chair?

Kelly: that's an urn.

Lauren: Laughs histerically URN.URN.URN.

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Urned

v. to be hit, pummeled, thwonked, clobbered, punched, walloped, bopped, slapped, or smacked down with an urn.

Patty: He just hit her with the bottle that her father's ashes are in!
Rinaldo: Oooh, she just got urned!

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The funeral was quite docile until Uncle Franklin accidentally urned Grandma Beatrice.

Urn

To urn is to burn up; do away with.

Urn must be spoken in a rather dignified tone.

Other forms: Urned, Urning

"Why darling, I think we have urned the inheritance"
"She urned herself straight into an urn"
"That hussy has urned her hoohah"

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urned

verb; to be dissed (To show disrespect to, often by insult or criticism)

Cereal: Did you go to the movies?
JoAnnurb: Your mom went to the movies!
Kaylurb:Ohh...Urned!

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URNS

Short for You Are An Ass (just read the acronym out loud and it sounds like that)

Person: Hi.
Person: URNS.

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Urn

A big cup that is filled with a liquid ready to drink and is similar to an elixir because of its incredibly famous thirst quenching ability.

An ornamental vase that is usually put on a pedestal and praised as the fountain of youth.

A great big cup filled with cordial.

Lane Cove Slang.

"Hey John can you get me an urn of cordial...?"

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