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Plastic that has already been used on your schlong
I gave my sister a used condom abd she found sus mayonnaise in it
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The female equivalent to a douchebag.
That used condom left the party without telling me, I had no way of getting home.
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Someone as useful as a nothing
That one guy in our group is being a total used condom
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The worst of worst disses, this means that your super gay and like to have "gay butt sex" with other men and there has never been a successful comeback to this statement, and you also like wiener in your butt hole.
No one likes you, your just a napoli's used condom.
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a fine gentleman interested in the historic preservation of artifacts benefitting the survival of the species
Chad was a certified used condom collector, with over 500 items registered to his name
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the subliminal message to help protect humanity from the rise of anymore morons. Educate and make the world a better place before bringing more lives to this Earth.
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Excellent advice that is totally obvious. The advice is a complete understatement.
Father: "When you go skydiving, don't forget to use your parachute."
Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."
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