Uzbeki hogwash

A fetish common in the balkan underground; the act of smoking opium out of a hooka as a partner places you into a bath tub filled with a mix of Clam Chowder, cum , and raid insect killer with a ratio of 10:2:3.

“I learned the hard way not to accept drinks from strangers at clubs. I woke up one day in an Uzbeki hogwash, with a man next to me claiming he was a descendent of the tamal kings. I’ve smelt like clams since February, my nails are turning blue and falling off and my limbs have chaffed from the gimp suit. But at least i’m malaria proof now.