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An implications tha you have had or are on shrooms
I was vacuuming yesterday
Man I've been vacuuming for like three hours
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In player parlance, it's a pushy technique used in making conversation with women where you ask an open-ended question and stubbornly wait for an answer. You don't say anything until she does, no matter what. You don't fidget, you don't laugh, you don't look apologetic or at all uncomfortable. Eventually, she will get uncomfortable with the vacuum, and fill it by answering your question, getting herself involved in the conversation.
(You're talking some woman up, and the convo runs a bit dry, so you turn on the vacuum:)
You: "Tell me about the best photograph you've ever seen."
Her: Huh?
You: ...
Her: ... (fidgeting)
You: ...
Her: Well, I saw one in a magazine once.
You: ... (cock an eyebrow)
Her: Well, I was flying home from Singapore and there was an article about Cambodia, and I was kinda bored, but then I turned to the second page and there was this woman staring back at me with the most incredible eyes, I had to stop myself from crying...
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When banging a girl doggystyle you grab her by the wrists and pull both arms back towards you. Thus causing her to nosedive into the bed/couch/floor. The moaning and heavy breathing causes a vacuum effect upon any surface her face comes in contact with. This move is not for the faint of heart but one that can yield spectacular results. In other words, it's a game changer.
This girl I date loves when I go caveman on her and put her in "the vacuum".
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A word that, mouthed, looks like "fuck you". Use if you want to mess with someone, or if you're too much of a wimp to say the real thing.
Check it out yourself. Get someone's attention and mouth "vacuum". Yay!
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1. To get an abortion.
Rick knocked up Sally, so she had to go get vacuumed.
Term made popular by Scary Movie. When a desperate loser with a small penis gets pleasure for the sucking power of a dust buster.
Patrick Valenti stuck his dick in a vacuum cleaner, desperate for a blow job!
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Something you use to suck up dirt or dust with.
I used the vacuum to clean the rug
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