Valve

The video game developer behind the following IPs: Half-Life, Counter-Strike, Portal, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, in addition to several entertaining Source games. One of the few companies that hasn't lost its soul over the years and hasn't (significantly) declined in quality. That isn't to say they haven't done a few rather unpopular things, but at the same time we can't help but love them.

So earlier today; a friend of mine was bitching about Steam being required for this game he bought, how TF2 has been a failure since it went F2P, and how frustrated he was that CS:GO and DOTA 2 were being developed while there was still no word on Episode 3/Half-Life 3. Then he started playing his new copy of Portal 2, and said "I love you Valve. Will you marry me, Gabe Newell?"

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Valve

Can't count to Three.

Portal,Half life, Team Fortress, Portal 2, Half Life 2 TF2, Half life episode 1, Half life episode 2. Valve can't count higher then 2

Valve

A game company that doesn't know how to count to 3

So theres tf2 left for dead 2 half life 2 but no fucking half life 3 goddamnit valve

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Valve

Valve is a gaming company that, while one of the slower companys when it comes to making games, have amazing games. While Valve made Portal, Half-Life, Team Fortress 2, and many more, they also made Steam which is the most used content for buying games online.

Valve makes great games that I would play over and over!

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Valve

American shitbags from 1999 who promote terrorism in games like Counter-Strike. CIA, FBI and other fags really like them.

Open your mind to terrorism - Gabe Newell, CEO of Valve.

- I just bought a game on Steam
- Fuck you!

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Valve

A semi-obscure software company, they made steam but rarely ever actually make games

Idiot 1: “Bro have you played Valve’s latest game?”
Idiot 2: “I didn’t even know they still made games”

Valve

to delay something and/or anything for long amounts of time.

OMG Half-Life 2 was DELAYED AGAIN!!!!

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