VDF

Acronym for Vagina Distortion Field

Paul: "Yo Spammond, what happened to the latest 'love of your life'?"

Kris: "After I finally hit that shit, she somehow didn't seem so perfect anymore."

Paul: "Sounds like you nutted your way out of her VDF."

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VDF

vat da fooock!
- A way of emphasising 'wtf' is to say it in a german accent ;)

Girl: Yeah he broke up with me for that slag simran

Girl2: But you're way prettier than her, VDF!

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VDF

virgin degenerate fuck

All these VDFs were watching Hentai together on Discord

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VDF

Acronym for The Muppet's Swedish Chef's saying "Vurt De Furk," i.e. "What The Fuck."

Random Person: Hey, 2020's not so bad. I ain't got Tha Rona yet, and I'm gettin' PAID to lay out my Dollar General job!

Me: VDF broham. Vurt De Furk.

RP: What?

Me: What the fuck man!?