Vag Arrest

Letting a girlfriend control your life, it's similar to being "whipped" but much, much worse.

This particular girlfriend will do scumbag things such as: have your friends sit in a different aisle at the movie theater, buy you an xbox live account for Christmas but get pissed when you play with your friends online, pretend to have a panic attack so you have to drop helping someone with anything and go cater to her childish outbursts. Etc.

Person 1: I heard Joe broke up with his girlfriend, is he finally off of vag arrest?
Person 2: Yeah man, after his 6 month sentence he finally got that damn ankle bracelet off.