Vag Neck

An unfavorable anatomic feature common to the aging male population--the accumulation of under-the-chin fat which, when gathered up by a necktie, closely resembles that of shorn female genitalia.

Did you just hear him say that he's disbanding the COVID-19 Task Force?
Wait, what? No...I was so distracted by his Vag Neck that I missed it...

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Neck-Vag

When old peoples neck fat droops down to form the shape of a vagina

Kid1: dood, did you see our old english teacher??
Kid2: ya why?
kid1: She has a total neck-vag!

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