Vagabond's Proposal

Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as an efficient and businesslike request for sex. Just like the Desperado's Wager, but in situations where desperation is not a factor.

I was too tired to go through with the typical protocol of prowling on Saturday, so I performed the Vagabond's Proposal on Terri. I was still home in time for Survivorman.

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