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Vagina Ears

When a person with plugs removes of them and their lobes are all floppy like; the holes end up resembling a vagina

"I hate how I gauged my ears. Look how gross they look without plugs"
"Ewww, you've got dem vagina ears!"

by LOLalwyx October 28, 2009

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Vagina Ears

Slang term for Labia minora.

When working for a private ambulance company a woman in a psych ward had come up to my partner and I and asked who she should talk to if she had a problem with some of the other residents. I then asked why she wanted to file a complaint and she said "They cut off my Vagina ears."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/LabialStretching.jpg

"they cut off my vagina ears."

Synonyms include but may not be limited to Vagina Ears Labia minora Beef Curtains Roast Beef Flaps pussy lips

by Emrgnc911 March 29, 2009

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ear vagina

The holes that millennials put in their ears to expand their ear lobes with ever-larger gauges.

The Sandwich Artist making my sweet onion chicken teriyaki at Subway had ear vaginas large enough to put a cucumber through.

by KillerPurpleFrog99 October 9, 2017


Ear/Vagina Clearer

The second sex move on the Hardcore Sex List. Man stretches out mega floppy until it is 5 feet long. Then Insert into vagina/ear when it comes out opposite ear or the anus take one end of the mega floppy and pull back and forth successfully cleaning out ear wax/shit out of partners anus/ears.

My girlfriend couldn't hear very well so I gave her the Ear/Vagina Clearer.

by Wiggle_Wam July 18, 2013

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