1.(A) Dictating someone your religion with means of throat shoving.
2.(B) A large crowd of women with a singular intent.
Vagina Stampede
1a. Mormons.
2a. Televangelists.
3a. Obama.
4a. Mel Gibson.
Religious person: "Have you heard the good word?"
Response: "Take your 'vagina stampede' to a cancer house!!"
Religious Person: "Can I tell you about your heavenly father?"
Response: "Nope. His 'vagina stampede' already corrupted my daughter."
"I'm not Muslim."
"FUCK THE JEWS!!!!"
1b. The opening night of 'New Moon.'
2b. The Sarah Palin pary.