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When all thats dreary, depressing and other adjectives that start with D, in your life make you want to cut your ear off.
Bob: Yesterday, my credit card was stolen and i lost my job. And when I reached home, I found my wife in bed with the neighbour.
Bill: Dude that sucks. Life totally van goghed you.
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The Van Gogh is a sexual act where you start off with small strokes like you are painting a landscape and then you finish with a vibrant end
I van goghed your mum
I’m gonna van gogh you
He van goghed me yesterday
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To ejaculate on a girl in an attempt to paint a picture on her stomach
One usually stares at the painted picture to admire its beauty
verb: "I hope I can van gogh her tonight"
I just van goghed her last night man, it was awesome
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Van Gogh; noun. Referring to the grand master himself, the phrase Van Gogh is used to describe a female of outstanding natural beauty, otherwise referred to as a 'Fitty'. No further clarification is needed.
See also Monet and Picasso
'Check out than Van Gogh over there'
'I pulled a Van Gogh last night'
e.g. Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Love-Hewit, Melissa Theuriau
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That music was so bad I Van Goghed myself to relieve the pain.
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Verb: When a girl has ear gauges and you stick your penis through the hole.
Did you see those gauges? I plan on Van Goghing that for sure.
An Increasingly rare Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who often hides from the world in the sewer and never comes out in daytime. His weapon is razor blades which he sadly ends up using on himself. Drinks heavily and watches lots of porn.
Steve- "Johnny Van Gogh from T.M.N.T. make sme wanna kill myself!"
Johnny- "yeah Steve... he's really depressing!"
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