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Vanessitis
When a short Asian girl that acts like a blond, bites you and you begin having strange symptoms that may include.....Questioning your sexual orientation, making out with your hand, checking yourself out every five minutes, asking simple minded questions, develops sudden narcolepsy, talks about to much random things, starts to lose or have no common sense, saying "Huh" to everything, feeling lost and starts to bite other people.
Dude1: Omg dude do you see that guy he's so cute...wait what am I saying I'm not gay...or am I? *Looks at a mirror* OH DANM IM HOT!
Dude2: Are you okay bro?
Dude1: I'm not to sure...Hey what's my phone number...OMG I JUST REMEMBERED!
Dude2: Ummm...What?
Dude1: I have...wait i forgot...*Falls asleep*
Dude2: Yup he has Vanessitis...I told him to stay way from the Asians girls *SMH
Rare cardiological disease which consists in increased blood pumping inside the Superior Vena Cava and Aorta which results in increased heart activity due to the enourmous amount of love the patient has for Vanessa Nuevo. Some symptomps are increased heart beat and L.O.V.E (lots of various emotions) and B.O.V (because of Vanesa).
Vanessitis is my disease <3
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Craziest red head in the world,loves with her whole heart. Nobody knows what love is until they have been loved by vaness.be careful when u add alchohal, craziness insues....
Vaness is always Getting on her
soap box
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Vanesse is a very childish girl who loves being an only child. She is very short but tries to be tall. Sometimes she can lie a lot but she is sometimes helpful. She goes boy crazy a lot of times.
Me: where’s Vanesse
Her: oh she’s talking to those boys over there
Me: or course she is
A brilliant, loving, and kind individual who is often overlooked. The kind of person that will soothe you; this person is incredibly exceptional, but he doesn't always realize it. People genuinely care about you, so learn to open up more. This person has black hair and dark eyes, and he is smarter than most people believe. This individual may be going through a difficult period, and his self-esteem may be suffering as a result of him being constantly under appreciated , but he is exceptional.
I’m sorry I wasn’t there for you Nick Vaness.