Vanguard Boy

Typically wears flannel or plaid of some kind, occasionally combined with a loose fitting beanie. They find it tantalizing to not shower or practice any form of hygiene, for the purpose of not prohibiting their “manhood.” Vanguard boys enjoy listening to emo, indie or rock music, in an attempt to pursue originality and diversity in their musical tastes. Plays or at least owns some form of guitar, surfboard, skateboard and Toms shoes (in order to accurately display their love for needy children in 3rd world countries).

When it comes to dating and relationships, Vanguard boys consist of 2 categories: The first insists on dating nobody, either out of their fear for the opposite sex or for the purpose of waiting for their perfect future spouse. The other insists on dating everybody, keeping their options open and unrestricted. In extreme cases Vanguard boys have dated roommates simultaneously, disregarding female societal norms.

CAUTION: Vanguard Boys are prone to commit and initiate several coffee rendezvous and intentional conversations on Vanguard’s bench or block- but nothing more- real dates are for real men!

At first Vanguard boys emphasize their spirituality in the relationship, showing you their softer theological side but eventually break up with you to “pursue all that God has for them.”

CAUTION: Confusion comes into play because first you must actually be “in a relationship” for him to break up with you.

A proper use of the term “Vanguard Boy” can be in reference but is not limited to any of the following terms: egotistical, immature, manipulative, shallow, afraid, awkward, unhygienic, two-faced, and a tool.

**Due to the generalization of “Vanguard Boy” there are very few exceptions and limitations please consult a Vanguard girl if you have nay questions or concerns**

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