Vanilla Normal

1. Calm on the outside, hog-shit crazy on the inside
2. Typically used as a self identification.

3. Your buddy who’s rather quiet until they’ve had a few drinks & a couple nose beers & the real them comes out & they’re an absolute fucking lunatic.
4. Closet nose picker.

Girl - “Yea, so I’m pretty sure I can talk to aliens in my head.”
Guy - “Really? No way?”
Girl - “Yea & I might be able to read my friends minds from across the planet too.”
Guy - “Damn, I mean I’m a little crazy inside, I kinda think that’s real.”
Girl - “You’re totally bat-shit crazy dude.”
Guy - “You’re hog-shit crazy”
Girl - “Pshhh, I’m Vanilla Normal, Don’t get it twisted.”
Guy - ***Goes to urban dictionary