The condition that follows Swamp Ass due to the drying of sweat on the hair bridging the asscrack. This creates a Velcro like bond between hair on different sides of the crack.
Man, my Velcro ass just tore apart when I sat on the toilet.
Velcro Ass is a company invented by 4 geniuses during math class. It emphasizes on taking asses from people with a surplus of ass to give to others who are not as fortunate as them via velcro.
Established on December 7th, 2007
their appraised motto is:
if you have no butt
and you need one fast
get some get some velcro ass!
Regular buttocks go for sale for as low as 5 per cheek.
Dang Bob, I wish my company was as successful as Velcro Ass.
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