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when you scrape your skin on velcro creating large scratch patch.
i just got velcroed on his shoes!
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to get one's moustache inextricably entwined in one's partner's bearded oyster hair
mr & mrs pavarotti had become so firmly velcroed he could not sing at vinny's barmistva. instead they got coldplay
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When two men with long beards greet each other and rub each other's beards together resulting in the velcroing of the beards.
Laddy greeted John by velcroing their beards together.
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The situation a couple faces when their pubic hair gets wound together during intercourse, forcing them to be Siamese twins for at least a year.
Cameron: Why are those queers walking together attached at the crotch?
Brett: Looks like the hairy type. Must have had some velcro action after the first slam.
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Shoes with velcro fasten straps instead of shoe laces, ideal for getting naked at fast speeds in because you don't have to untie your shoes. Definitely a worthwhile purchase.
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The bro-love inspired intimate act of two males scouring one anothers well developed beards together. To be used in place of: Handshaking, High fiving, or cuddling after sex.
"Nice job down there bro! Come give me some Velcro!!"
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an act that is so easy it's like unhooking hook and loop fasteners aka velcro. can also be used to affirm an action that will be taken.
guy 1: hey can you you turn off the lights after you leave?
guy 2: of course, straight velcro baby
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