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Venky the sexiest man alive
He wrote poems inside of me with his fingers. Our story began with my scream. And ended with my soul on his lips.
Venky this sex god
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A VENKY (English pronunciation /vɛnki/) is a Froot Loops loving creature who carries around a lunchbox with vodka. During their freetime, Venkies enjoy frootlooping and rubbing goats. They are generally hairy and resist showering or shaving.
A Venky is a slightly off-centered bipedal organism with a penchant for fruitloops and a tendency to grow mustaches that protrude in a psuedo-terrorist-like fashion.
Wow, look at that guy eating fruitloops. Must be a Venky.
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noun
1. Informal. A moron, a hugely incompetent person or group of persons lacking in intelligence and/or lacking the necessary equipment, skills and experience esp. relating to sexual performance.
2. Sport related jargon. Someone or something of great initial promise that falls embarassingly short.
3. Business. A liar. A Seller of commodities for personal gain. A business person lacking integrity.
Leanne: I pulled a Venky last night - smallest penis i've ever seen.
Jerome: I can't wait to Venky my new client's company. I'm going to run it into the ground and use the proceeds to buy another new villa.
John: You seen the new star wars films?
Mike: Yeah, proper venkys they turned out to be.
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6 inch girth, 3 inch tall penis. (Brown)
Give her the Venky
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