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When you put your hand in a puppet and the air that’s pushed out makes a noise
“I had a ventriloqueef while I was working that kid’s birthday party”
(Noun) When a woman expels a fart during intercourse and pretends that it was merely a queef.
Susan ate an entire plate of nachos before her date with Todd. She ripped a giant fart as he was pounding her from behind and said "oops I queefed". Later she told her friends the story, and said "luckily my fart wasn't stinky. I was able to pull off a smooth ventriloqueef"
when some very talented female ventriloquist queefs but in a last ditch effort to save herself from embaracement makes it sound as if the person next to her queefed
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boyfriend "what was that?"
girlfriend "it wasn't me! it must have been a ventriloqueef"
boyfriend "oh those damned ventriloquists"
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A female that can throw the sound of a her queef across the room has to make it appear that some other female has queefed.
Everybody laughed at Brittany cuz I thought she hat queefed. But in reality no one knew Katie was a ventriloqueefer!