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Venus Flap Try

A close, but failed, attempt at sleeping with a stunning girl renowned for being a tease.

"So Ryan, did you seal the deal with Sarah?"

"Na, she walked me back to her place, showed me a lingerie pic on her phone then ordered me an uber.. She's so fucking hot though!"
"Sucks man. Total Venus Flap Try."

by daveeh February 11, 2017