Venus Pagina

(Noun) A triangular bulge similar to a cameltoe found in women but in this case, it is formed in between the legs of homophobic a**holes who wear pants way too tight.

Girl: Boi! Did you see Laurence today?!

Guy: No... Why?

Girl: He Had A Huge Venus Pagina in class.

Guy: Dowd?! Oh My God!!! Could he be a girl?!?!

Girl: There’s only one way to find out *winks*

Guy: *winks back* seems like we are on a mission

Guy and Girl: *Laughing*

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