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vertical bacon sandwich

A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.

Did you go down on that chick?

No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.

by Muivirt August 30, 2006

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vertical bacon sandwich

axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia

I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night

by poonfag October 14, 2009

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vertical bacon sandwich

refering to a womans vagina, camel toe, or beef curtians. the pussy lips just all chillin

that girl amber has the tastiest vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had the pleasure of eatin for hours

by Tommygunz45k May 3, 2007

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vertical bacon sandwich

Your mums sweaty gash.

Looks like bacon but tastes like mouldy fish.

by dunno August 21, 2003

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Vertical bacon sandwich

The outer layers of a slutbitchwhore's dirty stinkbox

Hey slut, giz a munch on your vertical bacon sandwich

by JB October 17, 2003

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Vertical Bacon sandwich (VBS)

a derogatory yet hilarious term for the female genitalia.

'lets go extract the mayonnaise from some Vertical bacon sandwich (VBS)tonight'

by Bacon lover#2 May 20, 2009

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