Very-Sad Goldfish

A Wannabe YouTuber who hasn't posted anything on his channel yet but I'm still subscribed to for some reason.

Dude 1: "Hey man, I see your still subscribed to Very-Sad Goldfish. Can I ask why?"
Dude 2: " I HONESTLY DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY! I TOLD YOU THAT LAST WEEK!"