Vestavia Hills

A town of snobby rich shitbags who’s wives guzzle the poolboy’s cock while they’re at work. Everyone here condemns you before you get to hell and claims to be “christian” even though they are the lowest form of slime crawling the earth. Past times include: judging others, spoiling kids, having telephone pole lodged up asshole. If you send your children to school here, fuck you.

“Hey Bob aren’t you from Vestavia Hills?”
“No, I’d rather get in a fatal car wreck than associate with that place”

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