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A video game nerd is someone who does nothing but play video games. They HAVE to have the new version of a game when it comes out. There parents spend so much money on their video games they have to buy walmart clothes. They also wear clothes from the local gamestop.When they are older they still spend so much money on video games they have to wear walmart clothes. They really don't care what people think of them. They are probably the only orginal people left.
Video Game Nerd 1: Look at the new Mario wristband I got from gamestop!
Video Game Nerd 2: Cooooooool! I want one!
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a nickname that is most often given to people who are good at games. The people that use this derogatory statement are either
A: People that look down on video games as geeky and call gamers people with no lives (ironically these are most likely the people who work at some fast food resturaunt making minimum wage)
B: Clingy annoying girlfriends who hate the fact that you spend a little bit of your time everyday to play games instead of talking to them.
C: A jealous noob who gets pwned in every single match and calls the pros nerds to make him feel better about himself.
loser: you have no life! at least i have a job and a gf!
video game nerd: you work at Burger King and your gf is fat..
annoying gf: you have no life you nerd! stop playing your damn game and talk to me!
nerd: shut the hell up you clingy bitch
jealous noob: the reason you guys are so good is because you have no life and do nothing but play video games!
nerd: no. the reason you suck is because you have no talent and your pretty much just a giant nub
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A pissed-off, geeky video game enthusiast who hosts his own series of game reviews on YouTube, ScrewAttack.com and GameTrailers.com. Formerly known as the Angry Nintendo Nerd, he reviews some of the most godawful games ever made (usually games on the NES) in an over-the-top manner. He is known for his New Jersey accent, his heavy drinking (usually drinks Rolling Rock and Yuengling beer) and his filthy mouth. The Nerd uses ridiculous amounts of profanity in his videos, to the point where he makes up his own words ("fuckfarts", "fuckballs"), and sums up the games with phrases such as "What a shitload of fuck," or "It sucks monkey fuck!!!!!" Usually he also describes some horrific thing he would rather do than play the games, such as "drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus", in order to let the viewer know just how bad the game is. Some of the games/systems/accessories are destroyed in a comical manner (flushed down the toilet, stuck in the toaster, etc.) after he is done reviewing them. The series also sometimes has "special guests" such as Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Spider-Man, Bugs Bunny, Michael Myers and Leatherface, most of whom have the living shit beaten out of them by the Nerd. Some examples of games that the Nerd has reviewed are:
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (NES)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (NES)
The Karate Kid (NES)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES)
Back To The Future (NES)
Top Gun (NES)
Friday the 13th (NES)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (NES)
Power Glove (NES accessory)
Atari 5200
Ghostbusters (NES)
Sega CD
Sega 32X
Die Hard (NES)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Atari 2600)
Dragon's Lair (NES)
He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari-Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
"ASS!!!!!!"
"Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" (slow motion) "FFFFFFFUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!"
"This game is ass!!!!!!"
"Cowabunga? Cowa-fuckin'-piece-o'-dog-shit!!!!!!!"
"This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!!!"
"It suckin' fucks, it fuckin' sucks, it fuckin' blows, it's a piece of shit........ and I don't like it."
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James Rolfe/James Rolf. The name is often shortened by the AVGN or even The Nerd. He is formally known as the Angry Nintendo Nerd. He plays the most shittest games in mankind and uses the most absurd amount of profanity. He loves (surprisingly) the Contra series and the Street Fighter series. He reviews shitty games, and only shitty games, and may even get to the point where he shits on the cartridge/and/or destroys it in a way. The theme song is played by an amazing guitarist named Kyle Justin.
I'll never get tired watching the Angry Video Game Nerd's videos!
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AVGN, JamesNintendoNerd, The Fucking Nerd or The Angry Video Game Nerd is a comedy review show created by James Rolfe for the channel Cinemassacre, Posted in 2006 on said channel. (Originally posted on another page in May 16th 2004) He reviews games and ports. He's highly known for his high amounts of swearing and drinking Rolling Roll.
Nerd 1: What's AVGN? (Angry Video Game Nerd)
Nerd 2: Audio-Video Graphic Network
Nerd 3: A VaGiNa? (episode 139)
One of the most funniest and greatest internet ppl ever since the dance revolution thing. The Angry Video game nerd is a character played by James Rolfe, who reviews games from the 80s that are just god awful. He really helps you with what games you shouldn't play, even if it looks good to play, if he reviews them, it fucking sucks.
He.s funny, hes awsome, and so much better than that, emo fuck faggot of a fuck Chris Cock(suc)ker. "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" Shut up! If he only knew
The Angry Video Game Nerd uses such hilarious words like, cockadookie and bullfuck, he would rather eat the rotten asshole of a skunk than play, wolly bear, he's got balls. Crocker is just balls, or ballsucker.
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An AVGN wannabe, that's actually quite good. Unlike AVGN, he reviews good games.
Happy Video Game Nerd loves to drink wine!
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