Violently ugly

where you see the girl and you find yourself cringing and twitching like you’re being punched in the stomach and shot repeatedly in the chest, all at the same time, and you eventually just kneel to the ground and start weeping ever so softly whispering “why me…” over and over again while you’re wondering what you did to deserve that treatment

Guy 1: Damn, I was so shitfaced drunk yesterday I dont even remember who I banged last night.

Guy 2: I saw her this morning man, she was violently ugly.