Virat Sai Joshi

You can only be a Virat Sai Joshi if you are legally married to a Sai Virat Chavan (please see definition of Sai Virat Chavan). Smart, loyal, hardworking and courageous, Virat Sai Joshi’s tend to be police officers or in the army as for them it is a matter of honour and pride to serve their country. If anything matches Virat’s love for his duty then it is his love for his wife, whom he loves more than his own life. Virat Sai Joshi loves to feed his wife, massage her head and stare at her without blinking for hours on end. Key dislikes include wife’s hair clutcher, pillow forts and anyone who doesn’t ship him with his wife. Known to worship the God of Chipkalis.

A difference between a Virat Chavan and a Virat Sai Joshi is that the latter does not visit yoga camps, does not confuse crushes with true love and does not make bizarre promises.

He worships the ground his wife walks on, he is such a Virat Sai Joshi

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