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The rarest of all Vampiric delicacies.
vlad: "Virgin Blood is the rarest of all Vampirice delicasies >=)"
sean: "o.O"
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The blood that comes from the body of a virginand stains your carpet... and has magickaly powers according to some books...
The men in robes as dark as the void it self sacrifice the virgin... To long forgotten gods! As they laugh as the virgin blood is stained on the alter... Forever more!
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Virgin Princess' Blood (VPB) is also known as printer ink.
Person #1: Can I print one incredibly important document on your printer?
Person #2: No. The ink for my my printer is too expensive as the ink costs more than the dueterium used in nuclear reactors. It's the most expensive liquid on earth.
Person #2: s/earth/universe/
Person #3: It would be more cost effective to use Virgin Princess' Blood, or distilled ambrosia