Virgin Cum Dumpster

A woman who’s only sexual partners are Virgins, she specifically seeks out virgins to deflower and blow their load in her. She seeks to guide them like a Jedi master teaching their padawan how to wield their lightsaber. In most cases the female will have a Fuck it Bucket List of Virgins that she works her way through as fast as possible. She often goes above and beyond with flowers and candles to make the process memorable so she’s not forgotten

Guy1: Did Ana take that kids virginity yet
Guy2: which Ana?
Guy1: Virgin Cum Dumpster crossed any more names off the list?

Guy2: Oh yeah she took Ninja

Guy1: oh shit really?!?

Guy2: all I’m gonna say is* while counting with his fingers* : Cheesecake, Candles, flowers, Airbnb, t-pose into a dab into a vagina, and a trip to Spencer’s before hand

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