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Male returning from jail with asshole virginity still intact.
After finishing a 5 year stretch in prison, Jeremy returned home with his virginality still intact.
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A member of a rare and dying race
Friend : Guess who isn't a virgin anymore!!!!!
Me: You are TWELVE
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A virgin who has never done anything not even been kissed or kissed anyone. (Just someone who hasn't done anything with the opposite sex, or same if they're gay)
Jessica: That girl is such a virgin's virgin, I can't believe that she's never done anything.
Becky: I know, that is so pathetic!
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Noun
1) Someone who has not had sex
2) A type of olive oil
3) A version of an alcoholic drink with no alcohol in it
Guy: So, are you a virgin?
Girl: I've literally fucked the entire football team.
Shopper: What kind of olive oil do you guys have?
Employee: We sell virgin and extra virgin.
Shopper: What's the difference?
Employee: Virgin's more acidic, and extra virgin has a more rigorous production methods.
Patron: Excuse me waiter, could I get a virgin hard lemonade?
Waiter: So... lemonade?
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Something that will be with me forever.
I’m a virgin. And virginity will live long and prosper. Most likely.
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(noun) A clean, unused hypodermic syringe received from a reliable source.
Before Mike could seriously get busy with his latest investment he had to bum a virgin off of Gus, whom he knew had thousands.
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