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A lovable, kind-hearted and hilarious gal, Mary Virginia will never be disloyal to you or any of her other friends. She's awful at dancing, and is the master of puns! Never neglect a Mary Virginia, they're beautiful, smart, athletic, funny, and they only come once in a lifetime.
"Dude, why can't you come over tonight?"
"Sorry, I'm hanging over at Mary Virginia's. I can never turn her down."