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virus

The product of a socially deprived 14-38 year old indivdual with way too much computer time and no job.

"Hey look that fat kid is making a virus on his computer, lets got urinate on his pc when hes done, after we shove molted steel in his ass with a stirring spoon."

by Capt. Jinglehiemer November 15, 2003

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virus

Makes you fell pissed off when you get one, but if you have the resources to blow its fucking ass out your PC that can feel good.

Not a fucking virus! Never mind my anti virus software will eat it for breakfast...
*Virus slaughtered to its electric death*
Have that you trojen shit!

by Mr. Mr October 2, 2006

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virus

A Malicious program that is designed to do nothing but piss you off and make you want to take a Baseball bat to anyone who makes it and their "Custom Built 1337 PCs".

Some douche in his moms basement: OMFG I MADE TEH VIRUS TO GET BACK AT PEOPLE!

by ASDFGFS December 10, 2005

177๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


virus

i) Computer programs that screw up other people's machines, deliberately.

ii) What anti-virus authors allegedly spend their time writing so we all have to buy their anti-virus programs to remove the viruses that they allegedly wrote in the first place, thus making them rich, and us poorer.

3. A test designed to measure the stupidity of the average internet user by seeing how many of them open up infected attachments in emails, despite thousands of warnings not to be so dumb.

Hmm let me open this not at all suspicious naked girls screensaver attachment.... larks! My hard disk is suddenly reformatting itself. This is the work of a dastardly virus!

by Reginald Barrington August 27, 2003

538๐Ÿ‘ 152๐Ÿ‘Ž


virus

Something probably carried by AOL CDs.

I picked up an AOL CD and now I have a virus.

by Flame August 29, 2003

358๐Ÿ‘ 103๐Ÿ‘Ž


virus

1) A biological agent that replicates itself and causes harm to its host.
2) A harmful computer program that spreads itself to other computers once contracted, somewhat like its biological counterpart.

1) Viral infections can be prevented through the use of vaccinations.
2) The only vaccination for this type of virus - common sense - seems to be constantly in short supply, which would account for people constantly opening strange or bogus attachments and (surprise, surprise) getting a virus.

by Stryker August 23, 2003

189๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


virus

Causes a Compy 386 to become "slightly shotgunned"

"YOU MURDERER! You killed my brother!...I mean, computer!"

by Owen D December 2, 2004

114๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž