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visualize my asshole

The automatic response a thoughtful person utters aloud when being subjected to the absolutely inane and painfully unclever bumper sticker that reads: Visualize Whirled Peas.

Why don’t you visualize my asshole?

by Dr Bunnygirl May 2, 2021

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Visualize my asshole!

A common response, often yelled from one’s moving vehicle, to the vapid jerks who display the inane bumper sticker, “Visualize Whirled Peas.”

In a moment of deep irritation fueled by my lifelong pacifism, coupled with a brief moment of surprising pity, I loudly shouted, “Visualize my asshole!” to the sad sack occupants of the hulking SUV as it passed me on the boulevard.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 14, 2021