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When yo momma yells in an envelope.
"Whatchu doin girl?"
"Sendin voice mail."
When you are literally scared to death to check your voice mail because you feel you are certain there is bad news in your voice-mail you do not want to hear or do not want to confront.
Elena: "Uncle Carmine have you checked your voice mail? I can't leave you any more voice mails because your mail box is full!"
Uncle Carmine: "No Elena I have not as I have been diagnosed with Voice Mail Phobia"
A voicemail message that appears without receiving any missed calls.
If you get too many magic voice mails, you might think about changing your provider.
The voice mail you leave when the call recipient does not answer their phone.
"leave your message at the tone"
*beep*
"thanks for not answering your phone. B-t-dubs, punishment voice mail."
when you call someone and have a conversation with what you think is them, but is actually their voicemail.
"I thought I was talking to Clint, but it was just a voice mail fail."
An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them a voice mail, usually to confirm that the voice mail has been received.
Donald: I just left you a message. Did you get it?
Andrew: Probably, I haven't checked.
Donald: Can you check?
Andrew: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.
Donald: Thoughts?
Andrew: My immediate thoughts are you're a voice mail courier and a douchebag.
When accessing a voice mail phone answering system, one becomes lost, going down the wrong path or getting stuck in a loop, unable to get pertinent information or leave a message with the appropriate party.
I called MegaCorp's 1-800 number. What good is a free phone call if I get lost in voice mail hell?