Voldemort's Nose

Something that does not exist or is impossible.

-What's the square root of -2?
-Voldemort's nose.

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voldemorts nose

here's the story of how voldemort actually lost his nose.
people tend to think that someone did the got your nose joke and actually took his nose and left but this isnt what happened.

when he was still that delicious looking man named tom riddle he had 2 hobbies, killing people and eating pussy. one day after failing to kill harry he went and ate some pussy but his nose got stuck in that juicy fluffy puthy and now its lost in some girls body. he couldn't breathe at first but then he got used to it.

the legend says he's still looking for his nose because he cant remeber who that girl was. too bad he didnt make the nose into a horcrux because no one would ever find it.

person 1: wow guess what i just found out
person 2: what?
person 1: i found out the real story of voldemorts nose
person 2: really? i want to know!!!