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The home of Sketch Mike and Sketch Brendan. also known as Fishy Mike and Fishy Brendan, these two kids make it their priority to date the youngest girls possible. This makes everyone around them extremely uncomfortable
Sketch Mike is now going out with a sixth grader
Sketch Mike went to the Voorheesville kindergarden graduation to pick up chicks
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Voorheesville, NY. It's a small village near Albany where only the most distinguished individuals reside. In the village there is only one hot spot which is, of course, the fuckin park. You want to ball up or throw down in a brawl you go to the fuckin park. The school is a place of social worship. The school is run by whichever seniors are the coolest. The cool seniors love the right people and hate the skanks and douches. Everyone loves the cool seniors and they always make their mark in Vville history. In Voorheesville, everyone knows everything about everyone including their siblings, their parents, what they did last night, and where they live. Your status in Voorheesville is determined by your gossip knowledge. Some people hate it Voorheesville but the people that hate it the most are the ones who never leave. Laugh at them. Voorheesville is the best and worst place in the world.
"Where are you from?" "Voorheesville" "Where's that?" "You fuckin wish you knew."
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Sprawling on the fringes of the city in geometric order, an insulated border, in between the bright lights and the far unlit unknown. Voorheesville has a deep rich history which is available in the local library, which is also a place you can rent a fishing pole. Something in the Vly Creek run-off into the water system (or could it be the Electro Magnetic Waves emanating from the power lines) causes an enigmatic creativity in art, music and social way of thinking which is not found in surrounding towns. It seemingly also creates cynical complaining offspring whom since they have not left their comfortable little cocoon, have not yet tasted the bitter sting of the real world. Once done, they will start to dream of a place to relax their restless flight, somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights.
Voorheesville Schaefer Circles.
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A very small town in Upstate NY. In Voorheesville, everyone knows everything about everyone. The school is pretty predictable. Small cliques include whores, jocks/tools, weird kids, dramas, and the soccer moms. A lot of the popular girls are either whores or look like they have a lawyer husband, two kids, a dog, and a white picket fence despite the fact that they are in high school. Many people in Voorheesville are drug using, self-loathing, fake smile wearing bitches.
Some teens in the high school have friends from many different cliques, but have more frienemies than real friends.
I live in Voorheesville, NY. No one knows where it is and whoever lives here hates it.
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The most fucked up pice if shit you wil ever see filled with horny ass kids and Braggy bitchs
Kid: sir can u clean the cum stains of the bathrooms Voorheesville middle school is a pice of shit
janitor: then what am I supposed to masterbate to
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"Voorheesville is a piece of non degradable crap."
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small town branching off the city of Albany..filled with drugs
fucked up kids, robberys, fighting, and drug violence. For such a small town that nobody knows about, it can be one of the most unique towns I've ever been to.
today i went to voorheesville to buy some weed but got robbed 300$ instead
I thought it would be a good idea to raise a kid in voorheesville...now my kids in jail
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